Showing posts with label Fifty Cent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fifty Cent. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

30 Seconds of Every Song From Graduation And Curtis

It seems we can't stop posting stuff about Kanye and Fifty, we couldn't sleep on this though. The videos below contain 30 second clips of every song on both artists albums. After listening to Kanye's we're hyped, Fifty's is descent but it sounds like he recycled a couple of bass lines from past hits and his content hasn't really changed, he's either telling you how rich he is or shooting people with hollow tips.

Gander On!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Kane West vs. Fifty "Scourge Of The Seas" Cent

Over at The Real they have some great videos parodying hip hop culture. Our favorite is this Shakespearean like take on the ongoing talk between Kanye West and Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson over who will sell more records come September 11th. Fifty's "scourge of the seas" monologue halfway through is our favorite. Enjoy!
Gander On!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Gorilla Unit Leader Goes Ape Shit.

Yesterday afternoon Fifty Cent in a fit of anger ripped a seventy inch plasma tv off the wall in his G-Unit offices and then proceeded to throw his Blackberry out the window, spilling glass onto thirtieth Ave. in New York. All of this because Fifty claimed Interscope leaked what was supposed to be the next single off of his yet to be released "Curtis" album. Reports now say though that the video was leaked from inside Fifty's own camp.

The song and video feature Robin Thicke who really does nothing but play piano in the video and sing fills in the song. As for Fifty he pretty much plays a bitch wanting to treat women right and calling them by their real name. Dustin Hoffman plays Fifty's psychiatrist/Hypnotist trying to help him learn to treat women with more respect.

More than likely this is all a publicity stunt for the new album. Plus it's an excuse for him not outselling Kanye on September 11th. Curtis you couldn't outsell Kanye with a two week head start. We hope that the rumor of him quitting if he doesn't outsell Kanye are true and if he does sell more than 300,000 we're looking into who bought all those albums. Check the video below and remember to call your girlfriend by her name.

Gander On!

Friday, July 20, 2007

Kanye's Graduation Moved To Curtis' Amusement Park


First it was pushed up and now it's being pushed back. Kanye West's Graduation album has been pushed until September 11th. Coincidentally the same day 50 Cent drops his latest album entitled Curtis which itself has been pushed and pushed. Fifty says he's not moving and that he will outsell Kanye. Get real Fifty, you put out "Amusement Park" and "I Get Money" two songs you have to dig through the internets to find. Meanwhile Kanye put out "Can't Tell Me Nothin" and "Stronger" which already appeared in an Entourage episode(A sign of greatness for us). The only way his theory could possibly happen is if he uses that Vitamin Water money to buy a half million records for himself, oh and we wouldn't put that past him either. Good luck Curtis because in the sampled words of Daft Punk, Kanye's album will be Harder, Better, Faster and Stronger. Gander On!