Monday, December 18, 2006

AOL picks best bands of 2006 (Yeah Right!)

AOL released it's top 25 artist of the year and let me tell you, they are as accurate as a blind retard in an archery contest. It looks like they watched MTV and just wrote down the videos in the order they appeared, with the exception of some bands like Wolfmother, Gnarls, The Raconteurs, and Lupe Fiasco, there list is shit to me. Does anyone really think that Ne-Yo and Danity Kane were top ten artists, or that Brooke Hogan was even top 25, and to top it off Paris Fucking Hilton, you have got to be kidding me. It looks like AOL solicited cash donations from 20 artists and randomly put five of the top ten best acts in so they wouldn't be found out. I mean come on if Kellie Pickler made the list, and Chris Daughtry both losers of American Idol then how the fuck did Paris beat out Taylor Hicks. AOL you suck balls, I hope the Hulkster chokes you out for ranking his daughter below Cherish and Hinder(Fucking Hinder, why don't they just call themelves the Nickleback of the midwest.)

Here is the list.

25. Mario Vazquez
24. Vanessa Hudgens
23. Paris Hilton
22. Lady Sovereign
21. Daniel Powter
20. Brooke Hogan
19. Wolfmother
18. Taylor Swift
17. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
16. Cherish
15. Hinder
14. Kellie Pickler
13. Jibbs
12. The Raconteurs
11. Cassie
10. Lupe Fiasco
09. KT Tunstall
08. Danity Kane
07. Daughtry
06. LeToya
05. Yung Joc
04. Corinne Bailey Rae
03. The Fray
02. Gnarls Barkley
01. Ne-Yo

1 comment:

Derek G. said...

"They are as accurate as a blind retard in an archery contest" - Couldn't have said it better! I'm convinced that MTV, AOL, the trendy radio stations, etc. are paid off by the large record companies to brainwash people into liking their music. MTV itself is just one huge mindfuck. It seems that today, many people can't decide for themselves what they like (or what sounds good to them), so they turn to MTV for advice on what's "cool and in style." Many of the "artists" played on MTV, the radio, and on that list are shit in my opinion - no talent - and wouldn't even make my top 100. As the great Bob Marley once said "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, None but ourselves can free our minds." Booyakasha!